There. I guess I wasn't clear enough, and I need to spell out every little fucking detail for you nitwits. So here it goes:
My name is Blake Sawyer.
I play professional football.
I live in Kansas City.
And I punched a dude in the face.
Now maybe, just maybe, I can get on with my fucking life and prepare myself for when my suspension is lifted.
Hey Blake!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you're new to the online community too! I just started my first blog for my grandson! Anyways, if you ever need a good attorney, let me put you in touch with my nephew! He's always happy to take in a new client.
Signed,
Grandma Gallowitz
I mean I dont know the details, but you cant go looking at a man's wife. Get em Sawyer, I'm hittin up the national anthem at your field soon. Youd better be back and kickin ass. Heisman those Hos, Free Sawyer!!!
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